When God created woman, he was working late on the 6th day, and an angel came by and said...
ANGEL: why spend so much time on that one?
GOD: have you seen all the specifications i have meet to shape her?
she must be
-washable,
-not made of plastic,
-have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable
-she must function on all kinds of food.
-must be able to embrace several kids at the same time...
-give a hug that can heal anything from bruised knee to a broken heart..
-she must do all this with only two hands.
ANGEL: *angel was impressed*
just 2 hands?
Impossible, and this is the standard model?
Too much work for 1 day, wait til tomorrow and then complete her..
GOD: i will not,
i'm so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart....
she cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day...
ANGEL: *came near and touched the woman*
..but you have made her so soft Lord..
GOD: she is soft, but i also have made her strong, you cant imagine what she can endure and overcome...
ANGEL: can she think?
GOD: not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate..
ANGEL: *touched the woman cheek*
..Lord, it seems this creation is leaking, you have put too many burdens on her....
GOD: she is not leaking...its a tear.
ANGEL: what is it for?
GOD: tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her sufferings and her pride...
ANGEL: Lord, You are genius, you thought of everything, the woman is indeed marvelous..
GOD: indeed she is...
-woman has strengths that amazes man,
-she can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens,
-she holds happiness, love and opinions,
-she smiles when feeling like screaming,
-she sings when feeling like crying,
-cries when she is happy
-laughs when she is afraid
-she fights for what she believes in..
-stands up against in justice.
-she doesn't take no for answer when she can see better solution
-she takes her friend to a doctor if she is afraid
-her love is unconditional..
-she cries when her kids victorious
-she is happy when her friends do well
-she is glad when she hears a birth or a wedding, her heart is broken
when a next of kin or friend dies, but she gets the strength to get on
with life..
-she knows that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart...
*** BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WRONG WITH HER, SHE FORGETS WHAT SHE IS WORTH ‼♥
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